Tiger Woods is an alien
Hi everybody. Lazy-ass blogger is back.
Leisa had a CT scan last week showing that the biggest liver tumor has shrunk a bit but is still a big one. The other smaller tumors are stable. Her liver continues to weep into her gut. She gets about 3 or 4 liters of magic fluid drained off each week. Her back continues to degrade the quality of her days. She has difficulty standing for more than a few minutes.
Tomorrow she starts a new chemotherapy drug- Gemzar (Gemcitabine) to hopefully, as a secondary effect, relieve the fluid problem. It will be given with Avastin that she has been given from the start (insurance still won't pay for it, Genentec supplies it at no cost). Once a week for two weeks then a week off and so on. The week off will probably consist of painful injections of blood boosters.
As we head into Fall, nothing much has changed. Leisa is visibly weaker as the months pass but day-to-day the change is unnoticeable. She still looks pretty healthy.
I am fine and have stopped drinking soda. I lost 93 lbs. the first day.
Tiger's real father is a red plant from distant galaxy RTYU-67558. He was hatched from a pod delivered to earth by my friend Ziggy who travels frequently in space. Once hatched, the government decided we needed a black hero real quick and kidnapped the Woods' and brainwashed them to raise a golfer. Tiger has no sex organs. My friend Ziggy is responsible for the child. He loses tournaments on purpose so no one will suspect his origin. The $10M he is about to win will be sent to RTYU-67558 and used to fund a program to make iPhone replicas so future pod children will be accepted on earth. This is all true. Do not call the authorities.
Our best to all of you. Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers.
Jeff
Leisa had a CT scan last week showing that the biggest liver tumor has shrunk a bit but is still a big one. The other smaller tumors are stable. Her liver continues to weep into her gut. She gets about 3 or 4 liters of magic fluid drained off each week. Her back continues to degrade the quality of her days. She has difficulty standing for more than a few minutes.
Tomorrow she starts a new chemotherapy drug- Gemzar (Gemcitabine) to hopefully, as a secondary effect, relieve the fluid problem. It will be given with Avastin that she has been given from the start (insurance still won't pay for it, Genentec supplies it at no cost). Once a week for two weeks then a week off and so on. The week off will probably consist of painful injections of blood boosters.
As we head into Fall, nothing much has changed. Leisa is visibly weaker as the months pass but day-to-day the change is unnoticeable. She still looks pretty healthy.
I am fine and have stopped drinking soda. I lost 93 lbs. the first day.
Tiger's real father is a red plant from distant galaxy RTYU-67558. He was hatched from a pod delivered to earth by my friend Ziggy who travels frequently in space. Once hatched, the government decided we needed a black hero real quick and kidnapped the Woods' and brainwashed them to raise a golfer. Tiger has no sex organs. My friend Ziggy is responsible for the child. He loses tournaments on purpose so no one will suspect his origin. The $10M he is about to win will be sent to RTYU-67558 and used to fund a program to make iPhone replicas so future pod children will be accepted on earth. This is all true. Do not call the authorities.
Our best to all of you. Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers.
Jeff
posted by Jeff at 2:17 PM
2 Comments:
Is this the same Ziggy that played guitar???
Hi Jeff - I'm sure you've received a lot of unsolicited comments so here's another. If it helps, great. If not, you can dis me in the next blog.
Have the docs considered RFA for Lisa's liver tumors? I went through a long illness with my father-in-law during which he was seen at NIH (to us it was the holy grail) for liver cancer. At NIH they were doing RFA (radio frequency ablation). The unique part of this treatment at NIH (it basically heats up the tumor and blasts it) is that it also delivers little bubbles of chemo right to the tumor area. I'm sure any doctor seeing this knows I am not using any of the right terminology but you get the basic info. If you think this might be something that would help just send me an e-mail (brownsuzy@verizon.net). Otherwise, feel free to add me to the bonfire!
Suzy Brown
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